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if you’re a boy and you cry it is not dumb and you are not a pussy you’re a fucking human being

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I’m so impressed by girls who can put together a really cute outfit and do their hair and makeup really nice every single day like if I manage to shower and eat breakfast it’s a damn victory

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My dick is pi inches long

This is fucking me up a bit because like that means my dick is not bigger than 3 inches but yet it’s infinite like wtf

no it just means your dick is irrational and people hate it

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i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

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he refuses to discuss this with me. rent is 13 years overdue”

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Banye, an adorable 11-year-old British Shorthair who lives in Shanghai with his owner winnnie,  looks perpetually surprised thanks to a patch of dark fur strategically grown beneath his mouth.

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Whites riot over pumpkins in NH and Twitter turns it into epic lesson about Ferguson, aka The Best of #PumpkinFest, PT 1. #staywoke

in this week’s episode of shit black folks would get murdered or jailed with no trial for


Pumpkinfest is the shit.. And everyone titling their post with “people rioting over pumpkins”.. It’s a town festival and the town happens to have a state college on it.. And that college is a wet campus… It has been happening for a while and happens everywhere… Chill the fuck out..

Furgeson is totally different, it’s a continuous riot there. And there should be, an innocent man was killed.

Comparing it to pumpkinfest and having a false title to gain attention and trying to validate another cause is just an excuse.

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