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shutupaubrey:

if you’re a boy and you cry it is not dumb and you are not a pussy you’re a fucking human being

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phemiec:

I’m so impressed by girls who can put together a really cute outfit and do their hair and makeup really nice every single day like if I manage to shower and eat breakfast it’s a damn victory

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tawnks:

blastortoise:

blastortoise:

My dick is pi inches long

This is fucking me up a bit because like that means my dick is not bigger than 3 inches but yet it’s infinite like wtf

no it just means your dick is irrational and people hate it

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supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

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he refuses to discuss this with me. rent is 13 years overdue”

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mymodernmet:

Banye, an adorable 11-year-old British Shorthair who lives in Shanghai with his owner winnnie,  looks perpetually surprised thanks to a patch of dark fur strategically grown beneath his mouth.

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captainbong:

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socialjusticekoolaid:

Whites riot over pumpkins in NH and Twitter turns it into epic lesson about Ferguson, aka The Best of #PumpkinFest, PT 1. #staywoke

in this week’s episode of shit black folks would get murdered or jailed with no trial for

#whiteprivilege

Pumpkinfest is the shit.. And everyone titling their post with “people rioting over pumpkins”.. It’s a town festival and the town happens to have a state college on it.. And that college is a wet campus… It has been happening for a while and happens everywhere… Chill the fuck out..

Furgeson is totally different, it’s a continuous riot there. And there should be, an innocent man was killed.


Comparing it to pumpkinfest and having a false title to gain attention and trying to validate another cause is just an excuse.

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